Backyard BBQ Battalion ★ Chef Curated Assortment 100% Pre-Cooked Sous-Vide
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Backyard BBQ Battalion

Slow-cooked sous-vide whole muscle cut in its own natural rich jus.

$219.00 $247.29 Save 11%
60 Generous Servings· Pre-cooked sous-vide in natural rich jus
Cost Per Serving $3.65/meal
2160g+ Protein
320 Cal Calories
17.8 lbs (285 oz Net Meat) Net Weight
3 Mins Prep Time
EXACT BOX CONTENTS (15 PACKS · 17.8 lbs (285 oz Net Meat)) 100% Pre-Cooked
  • 3× Packs Texas Post-Oak Smoked Brisket 34g Protein / Svg
  • 3× Packs KC Shredded Smoked Brisket 34g Protein / Svg
  • 3× Packs Tennessee Hickory Pulled Pork 34g Protein / Svg
  • 3× Packs Carolina Gold Smoked Chicken 34g Protein / Svg
Guaranteed Frozen: Thermal box on dry ice
100% Taste & Joy: Love it or your money back
Zero Raw Prep: Ready in 2-3 minutes
12+ Mo Shelf Life: Vacuum-sealed flat

Product Details & Specifications

Cut Heritage & Quality Standards

Slow-cooked sous-vide whole muscle cut in its own natural rich jus.

• Condition: 100% Fully Cooked
• Prep Time: 2 Mins
• Additives: Zero Artificial Preservatives
• Seed Oils: 100% Seed-Oil-Free
Nutrition Facts & Clean Ingredients
Protein 38g-42g Protein
Calories 320 Cal
Net Meat 16 oz (1.0 lb)

Ingredients: Whole Muscle Meat, Natural Juices, Sea Salt, Organic Spices. Gluten-Free. Dairy-Free. Seed-Oil-Free.

Heating & Prep Instructions

Drop the sealed pack into simmering hot water for 2-3 minutes (or 5 mins from frozen). Cut open, pour the rich jus over your plate, and serve.

Frequently Asked Questions
How much freezer space does this take up? Our packs are vacuum-sealed flat. Even a 24-pack case takes up under 0.5 cubic feet (about the size of a shoebox), fitting easily in standard freezers.
Do I need to thaw before heating? No. Drop frozen vacuum packs directly into simmering water for 3 to 5 minutes, or thaw in warm water for 5 minutes before a quick skillet sear.
BACKYARD BBQ BATTALION

What's Inside: Backyard BBQ Battalion

Fifteen Hardwood-Smoked Barbecue Proteins: Brisket, Pork & Chicken

Total Net Meat 17.8 lbs (285 oz Net Meat)
Generous Meals 60 Servings
Total Cuts 15 Packs
Clean Protein 2160g+
100% Chef-Cooked: Zero raw meat handling
Pre-Cooked Sous-Vide: Ready in 2-3 mins
Individually Sealed: Zero freezer burn (12+ mo)
Ships on Dry Ice: Guaranteed rock solid
Inside Your Box · Cut-by-Cut Breakdown

The Chef Meat Cut Showcase

Total Count: 15 Packs (17.8 lbs (285 oz Net Meat))
Texas Post-Oak Smoked Brisket
3× Packs
34g Protein / Svg
19+ oz (Over 1 lb) per pack ✓ In This Order

Texas Post-Oak Smoked Brisket

14-hour post-oak smoked brisket with peppery crust and melting collagen.
Finish Time: 3 Min Simmer
Pairing: Smoked Mac & Cheese
KC Shredded Smoked Brisket
3× Packs
34g Protein / Svg
19+ oz (Over 1 lb) per pack ✓ In This Order

KC Shredded Smoked Brisket

Hickory-smoked shredded beef brisket in savory-sweet molasses glaze.
Finish Time: 2 Min Simmer
Pairing: BBQ Brioche Sliders
Tennessee Hickory Pulled Pork
3× Packs
34g Protein / Svg
19+ oz (Over 1 lb) per pack ✓ In This Order

Tennessee Hickory Pulled Pork

12-hour hickory-smoked pork shoulder with sweet brown sugar spice.
Finish Time: 2 Min Simmer
Pairing: Coleslaw & Cornbread
Carolina Gold Smoked Chicken
3× Packs
34g Protein / Svg
19+ oz (Over 1 lb) per pack ✓ In This Order

Carolina Gold Smoked Chicken

Smoked chicken thighs with tangy mustard-vinegar BBQ rub.
Finish Time: 3 Min Sear
Pairing: Potato Salad & Beans
Unbeatable Value Proof

Meal Math & Steakhouse Comparison Scorecard

Compare your cost per meal with True Nature Meats (100% pre-cooked & sous-vide) versus dining out at a steakhouse or buying raw grocery meat.

Steakhouse Dining Fine Dining Rate
$690 Estimated bill for 60 prime steakhouse meals
  • ✕ $55 - $85+ per plate for prime steaks & slow-smoked barbecue
  • ✕ +20% Tip & 9% Tax adds $150+ in hidden markup
  • ✕ 2+ hours commuting & booking reservations weeks in advance
  • ✕ Seed oils & additives common in commercial restaurant kitchens
Average Cost Per Meal:
Raw Supermarket Meat The Raw Waste Trap
Store price varies by cut and region, before trimming waste and hours of prep.
  • 25-35% Cook Loss: Raw shrinkage, bone, and fat trimming discarded
  • 6 to 14 Hours Cooking: Marinating, smoking, roasting, and scrubbing pans
  • Raw Meat Handling: Kitchen cross-contamination, bacteria, and bleach cleanup
  • High Spoilage: Raw grocery meat spoils/turns grey within 3 days
Effective Cost Per Cooked Meal:
★ 100% PRE-COOKED
True Nature Meats (Pre-Cooked)
$219.00
Complete box delivered rock-solid on dry ice (60 Servings)
  • ✓ 100% Edible Yield: Zero trimming, zero bone weight, zero pan shrinkage
  • ✓ Ready in 2 Minutes: Pre-cooked sous-vide in natural rich beef jus
  • ✓ 12+ Month Shelf Life: Vacuum-sealed flat for zero freezer burn
  • ✓ Cleanest Ingredients: No seed oils, no nitrates, no preservatives
Your Cost Per Generous Portion: $3.65 / Serving You Save $471+ vs. Restaurant Dining
68% Average Dining Savings
18+ Hrs Kitchen Labor Saved
0% Trimming or Food Waste
100% Taste & Joy Guarantee
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The Cast-Iron Flash Sear & Heating Protocol

How to achieve a mahogany steakhouse crust with a juicy, tender medium-rare core every time.

Chef Tested & Approved
1

Warm Water Bath (Flash Thaw)

Place the unopened vacuum pack in a bowl of warm water for 5-8 minutes (or submerge frozen directly into a pot of simmering water for 3-5 mins).

Locks in 100% of Natural Juices
2

Screaming-Hot Skillet

Set a heavy cast-iron skillet over high heat until wisps of smoke appear. Add 1 tablespoon of grass-fed beef tallow, ghee, or high-smoke-point oil.

Key to the Maillard Crust
3

60-Second Flash Sear

Remove meat from vacuum pack (save the jus!). Sear for 45 to 60 seconds per side without moving it to form a deeply browned caramelized mahogany crust.

Preserves Medium-Rare Core
4

Pour the Jus & Rest

Deglaze skillet with the natural pan jus from the pack for 15 seconds. Rest meat for 2 minutes, slice thick against the muscle grain, and finish with coarse flaky sea salt.

Liquid Gold Pan Glaze

From the Pitmaster

Fifteen smoky proteins for the block-party planner.

15-count freezer stock-up, individually vacuum-sealed.

What's Included

  • 3× Texas Smoked Brisket
  • 3× KC Shredded Brisket
  • 3× Tennessee Pulled Pork
  • 3× Carolina Smoked Chicken
  • 3× Southern BBQ Chicken

Frozen delivery options and final charges are shown at checkout.

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